Off the rails ...
Why, oh why wasn't this available at Capsule when I was there two weeks back? (And why does it have white pups? Really, its all about the look - you got a pickup selector trigger and a top mounted volume knob for authenticity, but you couldn't find black humbuckers?)
Analog Industries is mocking a similarly ridiculous item.
But seriously, one of those bad boys might help with my Randy Rhodes rhythm lines. I actually developed a blister yesterday goin off the rails on a crazy train. That's some tough shit.